Question
How do I cook a herring?
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In autumn 2006, John and his wife Jenny took part in Wife Swap alongside Edwina Currie and her husband (also called John). Edwina strongly objected to John's habits, which included eating his meals in bed and refusing ever to cook or drive the car. John, meanwhile, objected strongly to Edwina's removing the fuse from his TV set, and at one point ordered her to "get out of my house!" (She did not comply.) In a follow up to his appearance in Wife Swap he appeared on ITV's Loose Women, where he was boo'ed off the stage, as a result of his strong chauvinistic views. He also confirmed the rumour that he eats his bogies by publicly performing the ceremony live on the programme. John also appeared on The Sharon Osbourne Show where Sharon ended up throwing water over him, because of his behaviour and views on women.
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