How can I get a date?

The legend says that during the date the girl goes through a series of rigorous instructions on American dating ritual and bosses the eager-to-learn foreign guy for several hours. In the end of the night, when he is about to bow out, she tricks him to believe that in America, the first date always ends with a true gentleman showing homage to his date by providing unconditional oral sex. The foreigner, coming from parts of the world where it's not customary even in marital relationships, is so overloaded with information by that time, that he reluctantly does as instructed to the sheer amusement of his date. His date later turns out to be in a separate relationship, using Date 68 only for her entertainment. The foreigner, in his own part, becomes a subject of numerous jokes, linked to the incident, and quits over embarrassment.